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E³ — Entertain Enlighten Empower

E³ Q&A — Kris Downey

Clearly, I’m a serious writer

Jul 5

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Jul 5

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MuddyUm

Not All Barbies Are Created Equal

Of course, I had one, didn’t you?

Jul 26, 2023

Not All Barbies Are Created Equal

Jul 26, 2023

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How Not To Solve Your Kids’ Problems with Infinite Wisdom and Platitudes

If you’re lucky, wisdom blindsides you from the recliner

Aug 18, 2021

How Not To Solve Your Kids’ Problems with Infinite Wisdom and Platitudes

Aug 18, 2021

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MuddyUm

21st Century Makeup — Hi-Lo Brows and TikTok Videos

No wonder I’m clueless

Nov 11

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Nov 11

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The Wind Phone

I Held Rigby’s Spirit In My Dream

Rigby joins her bossy big sister and two best friends but paused to say goodbye

Oct 28

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Oct 28

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The Narrative Arc

It’s My Birthday — I Expect To Be Humored

Even if my birthday request involves dinosaurs

Oct 20

Rust colored herbivore dinosaur sculpture in the desert with gray mountains in background and blue sky with a few white clouds.

Oct 20

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The Memoirist

What’s a Mother To Do?

Lessons from parenting a critter kid

Oct 8

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Oct 8

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The Memoirist

Would CJ’s Mom Save the Day?

Unexpected rescue and once-removed compliment on a sunny summer morning

Aug 25

Beautiful young blonde woman in a red bathing suit, similar to the suit CJ on Baywatch wore. She is carrying a black duffle walking along the beach with mountains in the background.

Aug 25

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MuddyUm

Reluctantly Sharing the Low-Carb, Keto, Atkins Craze

Saying NO to bread and YES to popcorn

Aug 6

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Aug 6

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New Writers Welcome

Relearning The #1 Writing Rule While Attempting To Win A Memoir Essay Contest

And I thought I knew this stuff

Aug 1

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Aug 1

Kris Downey

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I’m a woman who pays attention and enjoys sharing the absurd things I notice. My humor essay collection and less-humorous memoir are in the works..

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