Kris Downey
Feb 11, 2024

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Canada Geese are nothing to mess with. I learned a hard lesson while innocently trying to eat my bologna sandwich at a picnic table in what I thought was a peaceful park. Nope. The geese surrounded me. I had to stand on the table and toss the sandwich as far as I could to make my escape.

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Kris Downey
Kris Downey

Written by Kris Downey

I’m a woman who pays attention and enjoys sharing the absurd things I notice. My humor essay collection and less-humorous memoir are in the works..

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