I also swim, but since I have no clue what "Swam at 2400" means, I'd say I don't qualify as a…

My most recent swim buddy writes me notes like, “I swam a 2400, you motherfucker.” She calls me a motherfucker because swimming is exhausting and I’m her accountability buddy.
Calling Someone a Motherfucker Is a Sign of Respect
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Kris Downey
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I also swim, but since I have no clue what "Swam at 2400" means, I'd say I don't qualify as a swimming motherfucker.
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I’m a woman who pays attention and enjoys sharing the absurd things I notice. My humor essay collection and less-humorous memoir are in the works..
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