Doofus etiquette advice
If You Want to Look Like a Doofus, Go Ahead Eat that Everything Bagel
The latent embarrassment isn’t worth it
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2 min readMay 18, 2021
If need be put the following on a post-it and attach it to your forehead. You’ll thank me later.
No matter how hungry you are, no matter how long it will be…
