InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyHave You Ever Stopped Traffic to Give a Compliment? Me EitherAnd I thought I was good, but not that goodSep 28, 20216Sep 28, 20216
InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyFuzzy Hangers Still Leave Kinks, Should I Go Back to Plastic?Yes, I’m a kink obsessed OCD nerdApr 23, 20213Apr 23, 20213
Kris DowneyA Day Spent in my ClosetMy common sense woke up and I was reminded to be kindJan 18, 20204Jan 18, 20204
Kris DowneyApparently My Gym Persona is NeckeredThat is when I had a gym persona…May 14, 20204May 14, 20204
InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyIs it Weird to Admire Jackie O for Her Supposed Shoe Size?There are worse thingsApr 15, 20214Apr 15, 20214
InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyYes, this is a Song About My Butt, Would You Like to Sing-Along?Bet that’s an offer you don’t get every dayMay 5, 20212May 5, 20212
InBoomerangsbyKris DowneyA New Appreciation Of TrianglesAnd a most unexpected BFFMay 30, 20213May 30, 20213
InCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgebyKris DowneyDoes She or Doesn’t She?Only her hairdresser knows for sure.Nov 8, 20226Nov 8, 20226
InCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgebyKris DowneyHow To Choose a New LipstickIt’s best to do so in a frenzyDec 10, 20226Dec 10, 20226
InThe HavenbyKris DowneyLook Mom No CavitiesRing a bell? You’re not old but your teeth are.Apr 7, 20232Apr 7, 20232
InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyMadonna, False Hope, And The Pug Zone — What Could Go Wrong?TikTok’s creepy mind-reading inspires transformationJun 9, 20234Jun 9, 20234
InCrow’s Feet: Life As We AgebyKris Downey8 Out of 10 Women are Wearing the Wrong Size BraAre you one of them?Mar 3, 20212Mar 3, 20212
InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyAdmit It, Are You Obsessed with Butt Watching?It’s an annoying habitApr 9, 20211Apr 9, 20211
InMuddyUmbyKris DowneyNew Body in 90 Days or Your Money BackHas this ever worked for anyone?Apr 11, 20211Apr 11, 20211