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1. I will keep my butt in the chair for 100 minutes a day, even if I’m hitting the delete button 100 times.

In Honor of My Mom Turning One Hundred
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Janie Emaus

Kris Downey
Jan 17, 2025

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Now that's a good one! Can I count keeping my butt on the couch for 100 minutes if I have my laptop in my lap? LOL

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Kris Downey
Kris Downey

Written by Kris Downey

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I’m a woman who pays attention and enjoys sharing the absurd things I notice. My humor essay collection and less-humorous memoir are in the works..

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