This made me laugh - the recently divorced women I know want nothing to do with men! - Kris Downey

The way my friend framed it, recently divorced and single women are standing outside my bedroom door in crotchless negligées, holding tiki torches, and slathering cocoa butter on their asses for my husband, who, poor man, is deeply in love with all of them.
Married People Love Hearing About Other People’s Divorces
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This made me laugh - the recently divorced women I know want nothing to do with men!
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Written by Kris Downey2.2K Followers
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I’m a woman who pays attention and enjoys sharing the absurd things I notice. My humor essay collection and less-humorous memoir are in the works..
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