Measuring Under Duress
Friggin Perks of Too Many Birthdays
When did I shrink and why wasn’t I told this would happen?
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2 min readMar 13, 2024
If shrinking is part of the deal as my birthdays pile up then it’s only fair I have a say in what shrinks. I’m all for a shrinking middle, a minimized keester, and less flab on the parts that used to be flab-free.
